Wes was too terrified of the Enormous Omelete Sandwich to go so I enlisted Chilumba’s help. I’ m happy t say chilumba had the guts to try/subject himself to this breakfast monstrosity.
The receipt on the bag said “1 Enormous”. There was also something akin to a haiku on the bag about having breakfast with “The King”. Someone has clearly gone crazy over at Burger King HQ.
I have to admit that it tasted pretty good and it’s probably not any worse than the bacon, egg and cheese sadwiches I got at Bui’s in Philly regularly. However, this sandwich has staying power. In your stomach.
Right after I ate it, I couldn’t stop burping. That may have been due to the three OJs I had to cancel out the fat. Still, I felt like I had a brick in my gut for the better part of the day.
In conclusion, the Enormous Breakfast Sandwich is the most delicious breakfast I never want to eat again.